The bad news is I am up 2 pounds from last week (I weigh myself every Tuesday since we started and write the weight on my calander). Though I didn't poop til tonight so I think that weight is skewed.
The good news is my diet book, "Loose Weight and Alienate Your Family: The Terry Evans Journey of Going From So Fat He Deep Fried His Toothpaste To a Lean Mean Family Mocking Machine - an unauthorized biography," is going to be made into a major motion pictures. Haley Joel Osmet will play the young me, Will Ferrell will play the fat me, and Russell Crowe will play the current me. In a major coop Tom Hanks will be playing dad. Amazing cause Dad only has two speaking lines in the movie adapation, "I need to plow," and "Bring me chicken." The rest of the performance consists of non-verbal acknowlegements and a series of grunts. The Oscar buzz has already started!
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