Down 14 pounds from 256 to 242. Now I am not gloating, mocking you is motiviating me to continue to loose weight and mock you more. See, it's cyclical, the synergy of the whole thing. I don't brag to put you down, I do it to keep myself going...that's all.
In fact I want to help you all out. I will send you each a free copy of my new weightloss book coming out this spring. It's titled "Loose Weight and Alienate Your Family: The Terry Evans Journey of Going From So Fat He Deep Fried His Toothpaste To a Lean Mean Family Mocking Machine - an unauthorized biography."
My publisher thinks the title is too long, I'm thinking of changing it just to "Ass Kicker." What do you guys think?
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