Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Dieting and Politics (Terry)

In honor of super Tuesday I will compare our weight loss challenge to the 2008 Presidential Primary...

Katie is Hillary Clintion - tells everyone they are in a side bet and expects them to pay $10 for it, whether they want to or not

Matt is Ron Paul - in the race but is making crazy claims about going it alone with the benefits of Benefiber

Mom is Rudy - in the challenge but took the first month off and is pining all her hopes on Lent to begin her run

Dad is Huckabee - looks good, sounds good, is balding, but nobody thinks he can really win

Eva is Bill Clinton - can't play but is still involved and making noise

Hoss is Fred Thompson - everybody thinks he is in and can win, but nobody hears from him and are waiting for him to get involved

Ian is Obama - sounds good on the blog but nobody is really sure what his stance is on diet and exercise (see his previous blog)

Kristy is John Edwards - made a good noise early and then vanishes

Vicki, Elaine, and Trix are Duncan Hunter, Dennis Kucinich and Chris Dodd - they are in and never heard from again

And for me, I am Johm McCain - the smug front runner nobody likes. Which makes Darci Mitt Romey, looks good, very polished, but still trails me.

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