Ian's First Day

Well I thought I would let everyone in on my secret, just because I want to be fair to all. I tried the all new and popular bottle of gin diet on New Year's Eve. Just to let everyone know, its similar to Matt's new diet. The downfall is, it put me out of service for Day 1 and still to this point on Day 2. So in retrospect, I hope everyone tries this new diet so I can win the money because I am sure as hell not doing that anymore.

Calling Terry Out

Oh I call Terry out.......I was at Bill's watching football and I just HAD to eat chips and salsa and EAT the good Bill likes.........

Calling back..............and off to shoot some Benefiber.

Katie

Terry (Day 2)

So day one didn't start out very well. I worked until 5:30am, I was supposed to get off at 2am. The only thing that could keep me going was high quantities of milky way bars and left over christmas candy, not a good start. Then I went to Bill's to watch the college football games with him. Bill believes in big meals, t-bone steak and mashed patatoes, plus the chips and salsa while football was on. Not a good start take two.

Anyways I start now (again) on my diet. I call foul on Katie's illness and Matt's open sphincter policies. "Oh, I'm sick, I can't eat" Weak. "Oh, I can poop on command and fast track the food from mouth to butt, a reverse bulemia if you will." A genetic freak.

Finally as a matter of open records my January 1st weight is 256 lbs. You all should be mailing me money and your weight so to be fair I will post mine for all to see. I should lose a pound or two in the next day or so cause I didn't cut my hair for 2 months, haven't shaved in a week, and was holding a massive pee when I weight myself. HAHA suckers. Healthy living sucks.

Amendment

Okay, that's bowel.

Peggy Day One

Got up on day one and immediately noticed cookies missing from the bag on the counter. Score! John had cookies for breakfast! I headed down to the basement, jumped on the scale to find myself 5 lbs. lighter than I thought I'd be, and scurried upstairs to finish off the cookies. Ate everything in the fridge that wasn't green, had homemade pizza for supper, and did my best to finish off two cartons of leftover peppermint stick ice cream. Thanks to Terry and Katie's blogs, I had the courage to write this. Is our collective blog going to be nothing but confessions of how we screwed up? Or details of Matt's bowl habits? Come on gang! We can do better!

Matt (Day One)

Step One? Two words: poop more. Oh yeah baby. I'm snorting Benefiber like Kate Moss on a Saturday night. I'm so regular it's wrong.

Step two? All tex-mex diet. See step one.

Bring me chimichangas!!

Day One for Katie

Well I started this new healthy living, getting fit, live your best life blah.....blah....blah....lifestyle today. I got weighed at Urgent Care where I was for three hours. I have strep throat and an ear infection. I didn't need any doctor to tell me that, I just need them to write a prescription for antibotics. Well he writes me a prescription for all kinds of crap. But I just got the antibotics filled and told the pharamicist to forget the rest. What a joke! But I digress. So, the GOOD news is, I got home and weighed myself on my home scale. The one I will be using for the next 4 months. And I was 5 lbs lighter than what the scale read at the doctors office. Of course I stripped down and wasn't wearing my shoes, coat and sweatshirt. But the BAD news is, I'm still a fatass.

But I spent most of the day in bed as I feel like crap and my throat is killing me. The GOOD news is I wasn't hungry at all, especially since it hurst to swallow. The BAD news is, I still managed to have 2 pieces of leftover Pizza Hut pizza, 3 left over hamballs and a meatloaf dinner from Hy-Vee with twiced baked potatos. So why is it I could endure the pain of caloric intake today (by swallowing) but I can't endure the pain of caloric burn (exercise)?

But hey one the bright side, I accomplished step 1: I got on the scale. Tomorrow I'll tackle step 2. And this blog is all about finding the bright side.

Happy Healthy Living to all.