So day one didn't start out very well. I worked until 5:30am, I was supposed to get off at 2am. The only thing that could keep me going was high quantities of milky way bars and left over christmas candy, not a good start. Then I went to Bill's to watch the college football games with him. Bill believes in big meals, t-bone steak and mashed patatoes, plus the chips and salsa while football was on. Not a good start take two.
Anyways I start now (again) on my diet. I call foul on Katie's illness and Matt's open sphincter policies. "Oh, I'm sick, I can't eat" Weak. "Oh, I can poop on command and fast track the food from mouth to butt, a reverse bulemia if you will." A genetic freak.
Finally as a matter of open records my January 1st weight is 256 lbs. You all should be mailing me money and your weight so to be fair I will post mine for all to see. I should lose a pound or two in the next day or so cause I didn't cut my hair for 2 months, haven't shaved in a week, and was holding a massive pee when I weight myself. HAHA suckers. Healthy living sucks.
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