So I am giving Matt a run for the pizza's, I mean money. Stood stark naked on the scale and am down 5 pounds from a week ago. The first time I have been under 250 since birth. I credit my weight loss to eating better, smaller portions, and methamphetamine. Do involuntary twitches and scratching imaginary bugs out of my skin count as exercise?
On a serious note...due to the healthy eating my poops are not as glorious as they were when I at crappy, greasy food. This saddens me.
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