the game is afoot

to save everyone time just send me your money because you are all losers. its money we are talking about kiddies and ole john is on point. day one might not of gone well from the fair amount of salted peanut shells around my chair and the half of pizza i inhaled for supper but i was just teasing my throat for the future starvation. today i weighed in at a trim 214.5, unsightly body hair, earwax and all. just a short note to let everyone know they have already lost. tonight i am looking forward to a nice glass of water and just clean fresh air. oh lord i just got a hunger pain, tucker looks delicious. john